This is a conversation from lunch time in our noisy staff canteen:
MyopicPsychotic (MP): “The doctor told me to eat more fruit and veg for my stomach”.
Colleague: “Who told you to eat more veg?”
MP: “The doc”
Colleague: “What did you just say about Gok?”
MP: “No! I did not flash my cock. Why would I do that?”
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incredibly, even worse than the small talk in my office