Things I’ve said on dates –
“If you throw that snowball at me, I will will force feed you it!”
“With political views like that, you’d never make it in politics. No one would vote for you. In fact, you’d have to be a dictator to enact ridiculous policies like forcing unemployed people to do public service.”
“I showed your picture to my friend. She thought you were very handsome but had big ears.”
“You have a twin sister? Do you look alike?”
“The sauce in this banoffee is delicious. What is it?”
“Zsa Zsa Gabor had her leg amputated. I heard it on some celebrity gossip show … Wait, maybe I made that up.”
“Yeah, there’s nothing worse than coming across desperate. I’m not desperate. Well, eh … No, no, I am not desperate.”
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