It’s Love, Actually

MyopicPsychotic – Sorry, what did you say?

Boyfriend – You never listen. What distracted you?

MP – Something shiny …

Boyfriend – My bell-end?

MP – I said something ‘shiny’ … not something ‘tiny’

Boyfriend – Do you realise I hate you?

MP – See that’s the problem; you don’t

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One response to “It’s Love, Actually

  1. that WAS the good movie, anyway

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