This week, I am in a nark. I have, as Boyfriend would say, stopped off at the grumpy shop. I’ve definitely filled my trolley at the Grumpy Store. I am not entirely sure why I am in this mood. It must have to do with the fact my exams loom around the corner.
My emotions are heightened. So far this week, I have had a few small cries and lost my temper on one or two occasions. I am completely out of sync with my emotional state. The man flowers are definitely in town.
To create this state of mind you will need:
- One cup of self-pity
- A table spoon of contempt
- A handful of exhaustion
- A tea spoon of bitterness
- A pinch of over ambition
- Some depression to decorate
Mix the ingredients well. Fold the mixture and allow to separate. Extract any patience/tolerance to guarantee a good display of temper.
Cook at a high temperature in a pressure cooker until well done.